[BNM] [OT] Iraq war latest

Stephen Field bnmlist@brightonnewmedia.org
Fri Mar 28 13:06:18 2003

Apologies to any of you out there who may have already heard this one...

CNN/Reuters: News reports have filtered out early this morning that US
forces have swooped on an Iraqi Primary School and detained teacher
Mohammed Al-Hazar. Sources indicate that, when arrested, Al-Hazar was in
possession of a ruler, a protractor, a set square and a calculator. US
President George W Bush argued that this was clear and overwhelming
evidence that Iraq indeed possessed weapons of maths instruction.

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